Shy Wee

I use a cubicle as I like the privacy. But I start to laugh sometimes while I'm doing my wee, as some guy next to me is having a **** and grunting.

Aghh Ahh
Aghh Ahh

It's just funny. Urinal's have never appealed to me.

That's one thing that has always concerned me. Blokes who swagger upto the urinal and make all sorts of wierd relief noises, like everyone needs to know they were dying for a slash?
 
I'm a cubicle fan. Not that I'm ashamed of Little Dave but cubicles are nice and private, and also sometimes I decide I want a number two half way through. That is, if I'm doing a sitting down wee. Which is usually reserved for the early hours of the morning.


sitting down wee....

omg ghey !
 
First thing in the morning and midnight pee breaks. It comes in handy when you have woken up and you are half a sleep, that way you dont pee everywhere, you dont wake the mrs up, and you can continue to dooze whilst sitting and peeing Win Win Win!! :D
 
i hate urinals. they seem built for an average height of 4'8". i'm 6'8", no matter how big my "barrel" is, the pee stream has a long way to go, and as such, often has a chance to break up just prior to porcelin contact and rebound over my trousers.

think i need to practice my technique more.. but until then, i am very content with using a cubicle. it also means i can sit down, think about the world, pull out the nintendo ds and get some serious gaming in. normally in work hours, of course.

nothing wrong with it (the solitary-weeing)
 
Late last night i was the only person at a bank of about 15 urinals in Waterloo and was right on the end. A man came in and took the one right next to me despite having to walk past so many free ones. That's a bit odd!
 
Late last night i was the only person at a bank of about 15 urinals in Waterloo and was right on the end. A man came in and took the one right next to me despite having to walk past so many free ones. That's a bit odd!

Did you also get raped by a stranger that night?
 
Late last night i was the only person at a bank of about 15 urinals in Waterloo and was right on the end. A man came in and took the one right next to me despite having to walk past so many free ones. That's a bit odd!

It's no different to me parking in a row of bays at work that nobody ever uses then hours later see 3 other cars parked next to me (nice ones I admit)

Was the man a nice man, LOL?
 
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