****Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker - Official Thread****

One theme that seems common on here is that nobody is really saying why they liked it or didn’t like it. As in, I’ve said I really liked it but I didn’t give any particular depth as to why. Likewise, most people seem to not like it ‘because it’s just so bad’.

I think this is somewhat evidence that how you go into this film will determine your view of it. I was excited to have a good time and I had one.

But, I will try and justify my thoughts as why the film was ‘good’ in a longer post later today. I’m also curious to hear more detailed explanations as why the film was ‘bad’ (without referring to the opinion of another).
 
One theme that seems common on here is that nobody is really saying why they liked it or didn’t like it. As in, I’ve said I really liked it but I didn’t give any particular depth as to why. Likewise, most people seem to not like it ‘because it’s just so bad’.

I think this is somewhat evidence that how you go into this film will determine your view of it. I was excited to have a good time and I had one.

But, I will try and justify my thoughts as why the film was ‘good’ in a longer post later today. I’m also curious to hear more detailed explanations as why the film was ‘bad’ (without referring to the opinion of another).

Well for me I enjoyed it because other than the beginning which felt a bit rushed to set things up (I'm kind of hoping when it releases the deleted scenes might stretch this part out a bit) it felt like everything fit together nicely, the characters acted in ways that made sense to me and there weren't any bits that had me rolling my eyes over how they were trying to make some kind of social commentary (e.g. the fembot in Solo, or the Casino "rich people are evil" part of TLJ)... The "Marvel"-eque jokes were dialled back as well so I didn't find myself distracted by weirdly placed humour (e.g. the "Is that General Hux's mother?" or whatever it was in TLJ - it feels like Rian Johnson doesn't really "do" humour so they pulled in some Marvel writers to add a few jokes or something) and the humour really "felt" like Star Wars humour to me (maybe the "they fly now!" that people are latching onto in all the hate was a bit weak but it was part of a rapid action sequence so went by fairly quickly without time to hang/dwell on it) C3PO especially was perfect... The conclusion of the arc with Ben + Rey felt very satisfying and was brilliantly acted throughout the whole trilogy, particularly Adam Driver who really did such a great job... Since I had no idea the Emperor was going to show up I was immediately shocked by the mention of him in the crawl and then seeing him at the start, and I think the movie did a good job of linking things together...

There are a few bits that from a continuity/technical perspective I found myself thinking about afterwards and can pick apart a bit (and have seen people discuss most of online since):

* The "light speed skipping" - it was cool but it seems like the point of it would be to throw other ships off your trail because they can't be sure what distance you are going to travel with each "skip", and yet the TIEs seemed to be perfectly matching them anyway; I think maybe they could have made this better by having a much larger squadron of TIEs following and show more clearly that with each "skip" the amount of them that successfully followed was dropping (e.g. show some shots of TIEs emerging from a "skip" with no-one else in sight, and other shots that clearly show a before/after skip from a fixed angle where there are less TIEs remaining afterwards)

* How did Palps survive? Well indeed, moreover if we go that route how did so much of the shell of the Death Star survive and somehow fall into the Ocean on Endor? In ROTJ it blows up into virtually nothing. If Lucas could have had all the effects we have now maybe he'd have gone with the Death Star splitting apart and falling onto the planet, wiping out swathes of Ewoks under a huge Tsunami? (re-re-re-release anyone :p) Ultimately I am happy to just accept it; it made for an interesting final act in the story that tied things together (and frankly any other main villain could never live up to Palpatine in this series)

* The ships all arriving at the end; my impression was that it wasn't easy to get to the Sith Homeworld (even if you knew the way or could track someone) - I think I'd have preferred if the Final Order fleet had launched and headed towards the civilised part of the galaxy before meeting the Resistance fleet, or something like that; and do away with the "Radar" contrivance; just say this huge fleet is heading for a bunch of planets to start destroying everything (not with a planet killing weapon, just by huge numbers of troops + ships) and have the massive Resistance fleet turn up like a blockade to hold them back from doing so

* The healing thing; I'm happy to accept it as George effectively set this up, in a way, in the prequels. My issue is just that with the big centipede/snake thing that Rey heals (and was effectively setting it up for us for later) I think perhaps she should have failed to heal it; like she gives it a good go but can't do it - almost make it seem like it's an ability she has been trying to learn but hasn't quite got it yet (and then maybe when she manages to heal Kylo/Ben we could believe that she was being helped by Leia and finally cracked it)

* The Chewie fakeout; I agree with the idea that they ought to have let his "death" sit for a while longer before revealing he survived; and maybe show more clearly that multiple ships flew off with only one being destroyed and have the characters react more like "Oh no! They got Chewie and he might have been on that ship you just blew up!!!" Similarly they could have not mentioned the R2 backup of C3POs memory to give his sacrifice a bit more weight (i.e. he let them wipe his memory with no knowledge of a possible "undo") and allow R2 to come to the rescue more unexpectedly

For the most part though I don't think any of those things took away from the story and my enjoyment of it (certainly not at the time) - it's no different to parts of the OT or Prequels that I could pick apart and come up with ways they could have been done differently
 
Here my short review from the other night :-

2.5 hours of entertaining nonsense.

Probably the least memorable of all the films , walked out at the end and can't remember anything of significance of the film.

Its main problem is it never pauses for thought , its a series of 'stuff' thrown at the audience to distract you from the glaring lack of plot , pacing and character
development.

It was crap , but entertaining crap all the same.
 
I actually quite enjoyed it on the whole. Why they didn’t have JJ for all the films I don’t know. It felt like he had to squeeze an extra films worth of content that he would have done on TLJ and get things back on some sort of track so it all felt very rushed.
There should have been a film of building to the Emperor properly.
 
I’d suggest looking at some of JJs other films, they are all non stop action so he was fairly true to form. The main issue with that is it is a bit of a deviation from the originals and the prequels where for the most part the ‘action’ was generally confined to the start and the end or very short bursts. They had far fewer plot points which lasted much longer.

This non stop action style is very much a recent trend in Hollywood. I guess they think people will get bored without it. Hopefully they ditch it because it means films lack substance which is what good sci-fi really needs.

It’s a bit like watching mission impossible in space. While that’s an enjoyable watch it just lacks the rich background/story/depth which sci-fi needs to be great and star wars relied upon this previously.
 
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This non stop action style is very much a recent trend in Hollywood. I guess they think people will get bored without it. Hopefully they ditch it because it means films lack substance which is what good sci-fi really needs.

It's not just movies. Music has been the same for the past 15-20 years. People have no patience for a build up and just want constant action all the time.
 
It's not just movies. Music has been the same for the past 15-20 years. People have no patience for a build up and just want constant action all the time.

Oh I couldn’t agree more there, modern popular music is pretty dire. It’s hard to say it’s even music given it’s all CG these days.

I agree.
With pop, be it film, TV or music, you just find the right formula and then keep churning it out until the money stops rolling it. It's been happening for a while now, more noticeable in the past decade.

Whilst it certainly works with the masses, a lot of people get bored quickly.
 
Plenty of "the audience" seemed to enjoy it and care what happened, I guess that just makes us super-uncool in 2019 to not hate on Star Wars + Disney but frankly I'd rather lose out on a few internet points and be able to have fun watching the end of the movie series I've been a fan of all this time... To each their own
What the hell are you even saying? The Clone Wars, The Mandolorian, Rebels, Jedi Fallen Order, Rogue One, all of these are recent examples of Star Wars media that have been highly praised by Star Wars fans and non-Star Wars fans alike because they're all well written and engaging. TLJ scrapped literally every interesting plot point from TFA and left the final film with nowhere to go hence why people don't give a crap what happens in TROS and why the first half of the film is a rushed mess trying to set up the final half which inturn feels rushed as hell.
 
What the hell are you even saying? The Clone Wars, The Mandolorian, Rebels, Jedi Fallen Order, Rogue One, all of these are recent examples of Star Wars media that have been highly praised by Star Wars fans and non-Star Wars fans alike because they're all well written and engaging. TLJ scrapped literally every interesting plot point from TFA and left the final film with nowhere to go hence why people don't give a crap what happens in TROS and why the first half of the film is a rushed mess trying to set up the final half which inturn feels rushed as hell.

I'm sorry to continue to disappoint you but your bubble of the people that agree with you on the internet does not represent the entire audience for the movie (and it's not a case of "fans" vs "non-fans" either - I consider myself a fan and I thought this movie and the trilogy as a whole were fine)... I disagree that it left the final film with nowhere to go as well in fact some of the most interesting parts of the final film were directly set up by TLJ - most notably the "link" between Kylo and Rey which was used numerous times to good effect and even ended up being the key to the entire conclusion of the story. But nah literally "nowhere" to go, what a trainwreck
 
I'm sorry to continue to disappoint you but your bubble of the people that agree with you on the internet does not represent the entire audience for the movie (and it's not a case of "fans" vs "non-fans" either - I consider myself a fan and I thought this movie and the trilogy as a whole were fine)... I disagree that it left the final film with nowhere to go as well in fact some of the most interesting parts of the final film were directly set up by TLJ - most notably the "link" between Kylo and Rey which was used numerous times to good effect and even ended up being the key to the entire conclusion of the story. But nah literally "nowhere" to go, what a trainwreck
Funny, because literally everyone I've talked to in person thought TLJ was crap as well and had little desire to see TROS. The internet is the only place I've found people defending it. If you enjoy the trilogy fine, good for you, but acting like people only hate it 'cause they're haterzzzz or because they're nitpicking is so ignorant it hurts.
 
Funny, because literally everyone I've talked to in person thought TLJ was crap as well and had little desire to see TROS. The internet is the only place I've found people defending it. If you enjoy the trilogy fine, good for you, but acting like people only hate it 'cause they're haterzzzz or because they're nitpicking is so ignorant it hurts.

I've been a hardcore Star Wars fan all my life, it's one of the reasons I dislike the new trilogy so much. You also have the other side of the coin, the fans who are utterly incapable of seeing how bad some of these things really are. I've talked to a bunch (and there's a few in this thread) who will list the faults all day long, far more negatives than positives, but they'll still defend the movie as though it's good. There was even one guy in this thread who claimed it was a good movie as long as you didn't actually watch it.

The worst of it is when you get people attacking you for your opinion.

"You didn't like the movie, so what! You're not the target audience!"

Could have fooled me given the attempted fan service in TROS and getting the old cast back together for the new trilogy as a whole. You think the billions and billions are coming just from kids? Nope. The kids and 'new fans' are definitely part of it, but the old guard die hards are the ones pumping in the cash and taking their families to see these films, they're the ones buying the merch and the toys, they're the reason kids are interested in Star Wars today. Even that aside, it's an absolutely absurd defense and a poor attempt to shut down discussion. Not to mention, the 'kids' in my family had zero interest of seeing this after TLJ, 10-15 year old's who love the franchise as much as I do thought it was a pile of crap. The figures show that there's less interest, the movie isn't making the money the past releases did. Critics and regular movie goers alike are panning the movie.

As you said, the literal only places I see anyone defending this film are on the internet. Like the aforementioned "if you don't watch it, it's good" gentleman, and the other guy above lying through his teeth about the 'haters' not explaining why they dislike the movie, despite the countless pages of examples and links to negative reviews/breakdowns that sum up their thoughts.

The movie is objectively poor, if someone subjectively enjoys it that's fine, but don't try to polish a turd and tell me it doesn't still stink.
 
@Gray2233 what did you not like about it, specifically? From your earlier posts, it seems that the movie was doomed from the outset, from your perspective, because of the return of Palpatine. Beyond that, I’m not sure of your reasons.

Edit - I've just sat down to write why I liked it.
 
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The new films are just action heavy fluff with zero plot or character development. You just don't give a toss about any of the characters, they're so empty and vacuous. They just throw as much action and pretty visuals at you as they can and hope you don't notice. Well I do notice ;)
 
1. Terrible pacing, we were leaping from scene to scene constantly, as has been mentioned above it's a common trend of late and it's not one I appreciate.
2. Rey never evolved as a character, she was a Mary Sue from start to finish. This could be expanded on but I'd be here for quite some time. I found it difficult to become invested in any of the main cast, bland, boring, soulless.
3. Fan service for the sake of fan service. The old cast were clearly included in large for this reason, but they might as well have not been there. Leia came across as awkward for obvious reasons, frankly I think it'd have been better to kill her off screen prior to the start of the movie, she stood out like a sore thumb. Bringing Han back, either Kylo was hallucinating or suddenly non-force users can become force ghosts. Lando might as well not have been in it, you could literally replace him with any random character and little to nothing would change. Luke's scene also felt rushed. Bringing Palpatine back is the epitome of this, they knew how negative the response to TLJ was so they shoe horned Palpatine in to generate hype. The inclusion of them all just came across as forced.
4. Overuse/Misuse of force. I'm not a fan of the force heal mechanic, if done subtly I would be more forgiving but like much of the movie it came across as ham-fisted. Dragging flying ships out of the sky, the level of force lighting. I don't buy the "he was ALL THE SITH!" excuse, it's poor writing hiding behind flashy Michael Bay style movie-making. The teleporting objects also came across poorly. The force used to be part of the charm of Star Wars, in TROS it became a crutch for poor storytelling.
5. Lack of care for previous installments, by bringing Palpatine back they rendered the initial six movies pointless. Anakin brought balance to the force by finding redemption and ending the threat that was Palpatine. Does that mean that the Sith can't come back? Of course not, but bring them back with a different antagonist, clearly that was supposed to be Snoke until Rian Johnson crapped all over the setup of TFA but it doesn't mean you need to resurrect Palpatine. Do something new for gods sake, I could forgive TFA for essentially copying A New Hope because it brought together the old cast with a new generation, but I expected actual progression from the next two movies.
6. Lack of payoff from past characters/plot elements. The Knights of Ren were absolutely garbage, they're built up in TFA, forgotten about in TLJ, and when they turn up in TROS they're throw away and largely pointless, like a bunch of things in this movie they felt shoehorned in.

Then there was all the other stuff, the light speed skipping was pure Michael Bay film-making, trying to hide the fact everything is a bit poo by throwing a flashy visual spectacle at the audience. The entire thing felt like two movies crammed into one, with plenty of committee/higher up Disney involvement dumped ontop. It was bland and lacked heart, from a visual standpoint it was certainly beautiful at times but that's not enough.

There's countless pages of people giving reasons as to why they dislike the movie, there's a number of links to negative reviews/breakdowns that go into depth that a lot of people agree with. To willfully ignore that and claim nobody is explaining why they dislike the movie is incredibly poor form.
 
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I already asked a load of questions earlier in this thread that can point to how nonsensical this film is.

Anyway, here's some more of my thoughts just in case anyone still thinks I went into this film wanting to hate it (the thought is ridiculous and frankly, insulting).

-The whole hide and seek with Palpatine. Just have him rock up, it would have been amazing and no need to make ridiculous plot constructs to hamstring his fleet.
-The whole escalation of force/ghost powers. Quick reflexes, telekinesis and mentoring from beyond the grave was plenty. I was literally eyerolling at the lightsabre and necklace passing scenes and started to lose faith as to who was actually really in a scene. Yes Luke used it in TLJ but they could have kept it to just him.
-Palpatine's death was just ridiculous. Disarm them or at least stop punching yourself in the face.
-The horsey woman's stupid expression.
-The quick traitor turnaround part, totally jarred me out of the film.
-The Power Ranger woman just happened to have that coin, was happy to hand it over and was just then necessary to rescue Chewie.
-Chewie's capture...pathetic, he does nothing.
-All the Leia parts were just bizarre and added nothing.
-Snoke's clones hanging around...why?
-It just felt like the force power could ramp up whenever necessary to finish the plot. ROTJ has force lightning as a new power and it doesn't seem OTT.
-Ren travels to Palpatine the second time in a Tie Fighter with no hyperdrive.
-Wiping C3PO's memory just to bring it back again.

Even seeing Wedge in an X-Wing felt disappointing. The film was way too far gone. I could probably list a lot more but put enough time in here.

As I said earlier, Luke levitating his X-Wing was the best and only really good part in the film for me. I enjoyed the visuals and audio but visuals and audio alone do not make a film.
 
The new films are just action heavy fluff with zero plot or character development. You just don't give a toss about any of the characters, they're so empty and vacuous. They just throw as much action and pretty visuals at you as they can and hope you don't notice. Well I do notice ;)

Pretty much this. This is also why opinions are so divided in this thread. Some people consider Star Wars to be throwaway fun and don't see what the fuss is about. They're expecting vapid action and bright colours and that's what they got. Other people want a decent story with character development, pacing etc and are understandably ****** with the trilogy.
 
Pretty much this. This is also why opinions are so divided in this thread. Some people consider Star Wars to be throwaway fun and don't see what the fuss is about. They're expecting vapid action and bright colours and that's what they got. Other people want a decent story with character development, pacing etc and are understandably ****** with the trilogy.

When was the last time that happened on a Major franchise? Your going back to Nolan's Batman at least. Even Marvel films are no different.
 
Pretty much this. This is also why opinions are so divided in this thread. Some people consider Star Wars to be throwaway fun and don't see what the fuss is about. They're expecting vapid action and bright colours and that's what they got. Other people want a decent story with character development, pacing etc and are understandably ****** with the trilogy.

Of course it's that simple - anyone who didn't absolutely vehemently hate every second of it must be some kind of casual non-genuine fan :rolleyes:
 
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