The Banter Thread

jakeke · 21 Oct 2010 at 12:55

Arsenal just bounce from one injury crisis to the next it seems!

However, good news here - "we will go for EVERY single competition this season"

and, Q...Will you buy Rooney. A....too sensitive to talk about it

Rooney coming to Arsenal ¬_¬

BaZ87 · 21 Oct 2010 at 13:08

When will Uefa ban Italian clubs from Europe? :rolleyes:

Heard reports of gangs of 'Ultras' roaming the city last night looking for trouble and woke up this morning to see that 2 Liverpool fans are in hospital having been stabbed and a family of British tourists had been attacked while at a restaurant.

Italian police are reporting that these were unprovoked attacks but Sky are reporting it as 'clashes' between Liverpool and Napoli supporters :rolleyes:

Greenlizard0 · 21 Oct 2010 at 13:13

Napoli's quite far South as well isn't it? They're all a bit messed up down there.

anty1 · 21 Oct 2010 at 13:15

Arsenal and Chelsea would benefit far more then City with Rooney.

jakeke · 21 Oct 2010 at 13:22

Greenlizard0 said:
Napoli's quite far South as well isn't it? They're all a bit messed up down there.

Indeed, Southern Italy isn't the place to go to watch football.

Apparently groups of 20-30 ultras are going around on mopeds looking for English fans and just stabbing them in the leg, as the police don't see it as a serious enough injury

Stag · 21 Oct 2010 at 13:34

Greenlizard0 said:
Napoli's quite far South as well isn't it? They're all a bit messed up down there.

Generalisation much? Just because the Mezzogiorno is the poor half of Italy, doesn't mean they're all messed up.

Yas786 · 21 Oct 2010 at 13:44

jakeke said:
Rumours of Tommy Verm being out for the year. ****ing hell, what a disaster

Wenger at today's AGM - "Vermaelen is longer term, don't know when he will play again"

Shocking

Yep

, not good that Verminator is and could very well be out for a long time...getting fed up of our injuries now...every ****ing year we lose a few of our top players to injuries...grrrrrr

jakeke said:
Arsenal just bounce from one injury crisis to the next it seems!

However, good news here - "we will go for EVERY single competition this season"

and, Q...Will you buy Rooney. A....too sensitive to talk about it

Rooney coming to Arsenal ¬_¬

...id be shocked if Rooney came to Arsenal but hes not a player we need...we need better defenders and a goalkeeper although Flappy has had a few good games under his belt now.

Greenlizard0 · 21 Oct 2010 at 17:16

Stag said:
Generalisation much? Just because the Mezzogiorno is the poor half of Italy, doesn't mean they're all messed up.

That was a whole sweeping generalisation yes.

A few Liverpool fans were attacked by Napoli fans. Then they stood off against the police. Scum.

HangTime · 22 Oct 2010 at 01:44

Supposedly Arsenal are giving serious consideration to breaking the bank for Torres. You heard it here first

Weebull · 22 Oct 2010 at 09:17

I would mess all my pants if that happened.

Wenger has today claimed he can get Fabregas to stay for "a few more" years. Also on his list of things to do: making pigs fly, and turning water into wine.

jakeke · 22 Oct 2010 at 10:52

Technique - check
Kinda looks like a lesbian - check
Horrific injury history - check

Let's do it.

Biz.Kid09 · 22 Oct 2010 at 16:35

jakeke said:
Technique - check
Kinda looks like a lesbian - check
Horrific injury history - check

Let's do it.

Thats not a nice way to talk about Roque Santa Cruz...

Gilly · 22 Oct 2010 at 16:45

Weebull said:
I would mess all my pants if that happened.

Do you need another crock forward?

Stewy · 22 Oct 2010 at 16:50

Rooney would be amazing at Arsenal tbh.

Psycho Sonny · 22 Oct 2010 at 19:20

anty1 said:
Arsenal and Chelsea would benefit far more then City with Rooney.

chelsea have the strongest team in the league they would benefit the least and they have at least 2 world class strikers/forwards.

city would benefit far more due to them only having 1 world class striker - tevez.

arsenal would also benefit as much as city would, because they need someone exactly like him.

Tummy · 22 Oct 2010 at 20:17

I think Chelsea / Manchester United are pretty close in terms of having a very strong squad.

Shamikebab · 24 Oct 2010 at 15:36

Just stumbled on this pic of Ozil on a blog and had to share it it.

What. Does. He. Look. Like.

syke · 24 Oct 2010 at 15:44

How the hell do you 'stumble' over that?!

Greenlizard0 · 24 Oct 2010 at 15:46

Indeed, what kind of strange gubbins were you really googling for..

Gilly · 24 Oct 2010 at 17:34

Probably reading the content of the blog.

It aint as bad as the gayest shorts ever on Ronaldo a couple of years ago.