I guess you enjoy matching up with fat chicks on Tinder and other low hanging fruit? Lol
You use pronouns on your dating profile don't you?
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The Rise of Lonely Single Straight Men
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You use pronouns on your dating profile don't you?
Most older guys have no clue how to take a decent selfie, having a professional pic or 2 taken offsets that. If someone is too cheap (or lacks a female friend to help) to give themselves every advantage possible then they deserve to have 'no luck' in the dating market.
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I have no horse in this race, but if you are flogging a car some decent proffesional photos of it, washed and polished, in an eye catching pleasing setting look better than something out of focus with it wet and dirty, taken outside the scabby local takeaway.
I am sure the same applies if you're flogging yourself to some bints sex shopping on a dating site.
In fact the similarities to flogging an aging motor are many, lie about your past history, number of former keepers, and clock your mileage, do some cosmetic hiding of the worst body issues and exaggerate your "performance".
I am sure the same applies if you're flogging yourself to some bints sex shopping on a dating site.
In fact the similarities to flogging an aging motor are many, lie about your past history, number of former keepers, and clock your mileage, do some cosmetic hiding of the worst body issues and exaggerate your "performance".
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You'll also be aware of the term that one can't polish a turd.I have no horse in this race, but if you are flogging a car some decent proffesional photos of it, washed and polished, in an eye catching pleasing setting look better than something out of focus with it wet and dirty, taken outside the scabby local takeaway.
I am sure the same applies if you're flogging yourself to some bints sex shopping on a dating site.
In fact the similarities to flogging an aging motor are many, lie about your past history, number of former keepers, and clock your mileage, do some cosmetic hiding of the worst body issues and exaggerate your "performance".
On internet dating anything other than good looking is a turd.
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My past life tells me it's only too easy, especially after drinking, to fall prey to a well slonked up bint that bears little resemblance to the real thing seen in daylight and with the makeup off. I still shudder at some of my worst experiences when morning and soberness arrived...
Again, it's like buying or selling a car, a good bodywork man can make a wreck look OK to the unwary and naïve.
Again, it's like buying or selling a car, a good bodywork man can make a wreck look OK to the unwary and naïve.
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As a man you cannot try too hard when it comes to online dating, it's highly competitive. As a woman you don't need amazing photos in fact 1 photo will do and you'll get plenty of matches.
Having professional photos done mixed with casual photos can only do you well, I mean lighting is a big thing so a professional photographer will know how to get the best out of lighting.
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******* be crazy yo, that's the reason
In fact the similarities to flogging an aging motor are many, lie about your past history, number of former keepers, and clock your mileage, do some cosmetic hiding of the worst body issues and exaggerate your "performance".
Spare tire included, shaft may need lubing, gear knob likely faulty, fails to start regularly and may need assistance
Well, I went ahead and shaved my head, used a zero setting on clippers then went over head with a Philips electric shaver.
Just goes to show you can't polish a turd lol
Soldato
Dark coloured thick framed glasses, a scarf and some form of cap (velvet) - instant hipster sir 
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and you bothered to try again?
Well, I went ahead and shaved my head, used a zero setting on clippers then went over head with a Philips electric shaver.
Just goes to show you can't polish a turd lol
Not the most alluring death stare...
but it does look 10x better - good job!Some neatly trimmed facial hair will make the same difference again. You want it to draw attention to your jaw line for bonus man points.
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I have no horse in this race, but if you are flogging a car some decent proffesional photos of it, washed and polished, in an eye catching pleasing setting look better than something out of focus with it wet and dirty, taken outside the scabby local takeaway.
I am sure the same applies if you're flogging yourself to some bints sex shopping on a dating site.
In fact the similarities to flogging an aging motor are many, lie about your past history, number of former keepers, and clock your mileage, do some cosmetic hiding of the worst body issues and exaggerate your "performance".
It's very much like selling a car: touch up the body, a quick wipe down and straight down to business.
don't forget to lube up the driveshaft, lord knows it's rusty
Always smile in photos, especially online dating pics.Well, I went ahead and shaved my head, used a zero setting on clippers then went over head with a Philips electric shaver.
Just goes to show you can't polish a turd lol
A lot better.Well, I went ahead and shaved my head, used a zero setting on clippers then went over head with a Philips electric shaver.
Just goes to show you can't polish a turd lol
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And don't forget to fill her up.
I've got to admit this looks much better...
than this...
At least I'm not the ugliest person in the world...
https://yen.com.gh/facts-lifehacks/200063-who-ugliest-person-world-2022-a-list-top-8/
than this...
At least I'm not the ugliest person in the world...
https://yen.com.gh/facts-lifehacks/200063-who-ugliest-person-world-2022-a-list-top-8/