What film did you watch last night?

Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979, 2022 4K version) - 8/10

Most of my previous comments regarding the Director's Edition from earlier in this thread stand. But I have some other thoughts about this particular release.

Man does the ship look good with the sorted-out colours and the extra resolution. TMP was the only film that had the refit 1701 look as she was intended to (ILM wanted to film the model on blue screen, so hit Paul Olsen's iridescent paintjob with dulling sprays), and she's never looked better than here.

The extra/redone VFX shots all look great, and don't feel out of place. The new sound mix is glorious. The interior shots now that the colour has been sorted don't look nearly as drab - it's still not TWoK vibrant, but at least it looks like it belongs in the same universe now.

And it all genuinely helps the story. Because you're not picking out the visual flaws so much any more you can concentrate on what is actually a half-decent tale. There are some great character moments here, even if the majority of the original cast often get pushed to the side in favour of The Trinity (Kirk, Spock, McCoy) and the new arrivals (Decker and Ilia). The moments on the bridge after Kirk has arrived with his crew happy to see him. The site of Kirk left alone in his quarters after McCoy has delivered some home truths. The officers' lounge scene between The Trinity. The sickbay scene where Kirk and Spock launch about a thousand slash fanfics. The four-way thrashing out of what's going on between The Trinity and Decker stood by the Voyager probe. All of it is good stuff, and all of it was (unfairly, IMO) overshadowed by the studio insisting on putting overlong VFX sequences in to justify what they'd spent*.

Is it my favourite Trek film? Naw. TWoK and TUC will always be where it's at for me. Is it now a much, much better film than when released? Absolutely. Is it now a much better Trek film than when released? Also yes, IMO.


* - there were a couple of amusing postscripts to the ballooned cost (which, to be fair, included Phase II prep and stuff that would be reused like sets and studio models) of TMP.

1) Harve Bennett got the job producing Trek films for TWoK on because when asked 'can you make it for less than forty-five ******* million dollars' he answered that he could make three films for that.
2) TWoK was then made for ~$11.5m (those of you with basic numeracy will note that this is rather less than 1/3rd of the TMP figure...). Adjusted for inflation, the pilot episode of Voyager cost more than TWoK. And the pilot episode of Voyager  sucked :p
 
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979, 2022 4K version) - 8/10

Is this the one where the random lady alien (pretty much human standard star trek) and she's really weird, then towards the end they travel through this tunnel thing and it all gets quite psychedelic, them right away the end they fine the "alien spaceship" that just turns out to be one of the Voyager probes?
 
Is this the one where the random lady alien (pretty much human standard star trek) and she's really weird, then towards the end they travel through this tunnel thing and it all gets quite psychedelic, them right away the end they fine the "alien spaceship" that just turns out to be one of the Voyager probes?

Yes thats the one, with plenty of classic overacting from Shatner
 
Yes thats the one, with plenty of classic overacting from Shatner

I've not seen that one for years, I mean, maybe 30 years.

If I'm honest (I'd need to watch it again) I don't remember that one being all that great, but 2-4, and particularly 4 wete great.

Chekhov asking the cop if he could direct him to the nuclear wessel lol.

And double dumb ass to you to!
 
For me, ST: The Motion Picture is the worst of the lot (by quite a margin). I find it really hard to watch as they're all so serious pretty much all the time, Ilia is irritating as hell and the whole V'Ger thing is just a bit pants. Thankfully the movies improved dramatically from Wrath of Khan.
 
I've not seen that one for years, I mean, maybe 30 years.

If I'm honest (I'd need to watch it again) I don't remember that one being all that great, but 2-4, and particularly 4 wete great.

Chekhov asking the cop if he could direct him to the nuclear wessel lol.

And double dumb ass to you to!

I agree, the 4th film (the voyage home) was by far the best of the bunch. The way the cast clicked, and played off each other was something special imo. It's just a shame it was something they never managed to recreate again in the following films. The Spanish Inquisition/Dark Age throw away lines in the hospital, with the regrowing kidney pills are some of my other favourites.

 
13 Lives on Amazon Prime. A really good film (albeit 2.5 hours) recounting the story of the 12 thai boys and their coach trapped in a flooded cave and the rescue attempt that followed. Stellar cast with Colin Farrell, Viggo Mortensen and Joel Edgerton and directed by Ron Howard. Solid 8/10.

Watched a bit of it - I don't know much about cave diving or how they approached it in this situation in real life - but I know a few people who do it, seen their videos and/or watched the preparation of their dives in person and they are incredibly meticulous, they don't just plough forward they setup in stages building deeper, etc. nothing like what I've seen so far in the movie.
 
Jurassic World Dominion

Too much movie convenience, movie stupid, movie clichés and all the other things that only happen or what people do in movies.

Sound design and the dinosaurs wee great. Other CGI effects were very poor at times. Easily the worst one of the series and not a great way to go out.

4/10
 
American Sniper

I've watched this before when it first hit the screens, I've always enjoyed military films and this one was pretty good, based on the true story of a Seal Sniper over in Iraq, His wife fell pregnant then he was deployed which made it very hard for him to cope at times. His final sniper shot was over 2000m

Definitely worth a watch
 
Top gun Maverick 6.5/10

Plot was pretty much nonexistent, dialogue a massive cheese overload and a few ridiculous moments, but the final sequence was good gung ho entertainment with some great cinematography. Makes a welcome change from garbage cgi.

Better than expected, but I think a lot of people are overrating it.
 

That one. I wasn't born when it came out and never saw it until now. Watched it this morning and really enjoyed the story, the acting and the cinematography Loads of dodgy dubbing but it never detracts. 8/10

Hey Blondie , I see you got of your pigsty to watch this ! :D

In my top 5 of all time films after Jaws , The Dark Knight , Gladiator and Forest G.

Eastwood at his best.
Van Cleef at his best.
Wallach at his best. I actually felt Tuco was the unintended star of the film.
 
Hey Blondie , I see you got of your pigsty to watch this ! :D

In my top 5 of all time films after Jaws , The Dark Knight , Gladiator and Forest G.

Eastwood at his best.
Van Cleef at his best.
Wallach at his best. I actually felt Tuco was the unintended star of the film.

The story I heard was that Eli Wallach and Sergio Leone got on really well and so he decided to give Tuco a back story which the other leads didn't get.

Also:

"When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk!"
 
Vengeance - 7/10

A BJ Novak (comedy/thriller) movie about a murder in Texas. A budding New York podcaster goes to try and solve the mystery. I was really enjoying it until the last 5 minutes. What was that? Surely that was rather out of character? What was done to cover it up? Did I miss something?
 
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