1/10 The Great Gatsby (2013)
What a WASTE of a great story. I normally would go on a rant here and be accused of being smashed by
@SixTwoSix So here you go bbz
haha!
What a waste of Leo and other good actors/plot etc...
I cannot believe considering the casting/how big the budget/resources would have been, how greenscreen fake/cgi fest it is, even at the smallest set piece areas, clearly was putting that money aside to chuck up his nose!
I love hip hop, and like Jay-Z a lot, but that soundtrack, c'mon man, IF you're going to mix era's, do it cleverly like they did in the Westworld series where the piano plays new songs in an old rendition/bpm.
Toby Macguire was shocking in this, I've never hated him in anything, it is what it is, but SO bad in this, and dull. I don't believe this was just due to being in something that would have been above his weight class, the same goes for Carey Mulligan, we know she's a beast and is you believe she IS who she plays in things like Drive/Promising Young Woman etc etc, but again DULL, and considering she's meant to be such a self obsessed entitled nacissist and you're meant to hate her throughout (according to the book) she doesn't come across this way fully at all, just poor me, dull, loved up, bullied, dull, then 1 bit at the end you think oh that's a bit mean/self obsessed you should care, but that's IT... Mental.
I stayed for Leo and in the hope there would be more to it, the first clearly deliberate 30-45min messy sequence isn't clever at all, yet you can tell Baz thought he was 'redefining film making' doing this. What a waste of over 2 hours!
I know so far the 3 attempts at making a film of this have failed, and despite Robert Redford being enjoyable again he didn't give Gatsby the mysterious/devious/eery vibe he's meant to have, Leo mildly did but just came across as a shy loner who's in love living a mild lie.
I've seen adult movies with better story telling/acting/greenscreens than this! Utter garbage.
There's way more I could pick at but the TLDR is definitely, Baz Luhrmann shouldn't make films, like ever. If this had been done by Scorsese, it would have been awesome, he'd just had to throw that Shutter Island spice onto it and boom it'd have the nasty/eery unsettling atmosphere/tension it's meant to.
I absolutely hate it when someone wastes a good story/cast/budget. blatantly went up his nose!