Soldato
The Substance - 8/10
Came out smiling at this, and that’s despite a needle phobia. A sharp, stylish social satire on women’s chase of eternal beauty and societal expectations of them. Lovely cinematography and a thumping sound track as well make it well polished other than…
does lose its way at the end for the final Katie Price-esque form and the Carrie scene particular as it turns to just mockery of “beauty” horrors.
Morbius - 5/10
Derivative super hero nonsense about an American scientist having to offshore bat research to escape local regulation then having to clean up his mess when it goes to ****. Gets a bonus point for its allegory of Fauci.
Katie Price...lmfao!