Alice in Wonderland (2010) - 6/10
I found it a bit frustrating, as though it should have been a lot better than it was. As it was, it was good up to a point, but forgettable. The acting was generally good - Alice and The Hatter were both great - but the characters themselves were either patchy or underused. Anne Hathaway didn't really get much to work with in terms of characterisation, and the caterpillar could have had more to do. The plot was OK, but it was executed in too much of a smug, knowing fashion at times. Because the story is contingent on re-treading old ground, but without it being a pure remake, it felt like the characters knew we were watching them do things a second time round - "This is not a remake, but we're doing much the same tea party scene again, which should be tiresome, but because we, the characters, know this, it is instead clever and a bit post-modern." Ugh. I also felt at times like Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter were phoning it in a bit, like they were there because they could be relied on to be weird, but they didn't actually have enough to go on. The characters weren't full enough. The Hatter, for example: walking the full length of a dining table, and damn the afternoon tea laid out, is compellingly mad. Doing a stupid dance in which your head spins round on your neck is just silly. Similarly, his and the red queen's accents kept shifting, but it never felt like it was because they were mad, but just because... well, I don't know why.
On the plus side... The film was absolutely visually spectacular. This is definitely the best lookin film I have seen in a long time. The landscapes and the scenery were amazing. It really looked other worldly, while also looking realistic, or at least authentic. Perhaps when you're rendering something so inherently unreal, it's easier to avoid falling into the uncanny valley because the viewer has no frame of reference to say whether a giant luminous purple toadstool isn't quite right. The costumes were also great, particularly The Hatter's kilt and some of Alice's dresses. The one the red queen put on her was stunning.
So... Technically incredible, but the rest, not so much.