What's the biggest animal you could fight?

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Hmm, if you were a midget, could you climb into an elephant's ass and take it down from the inside?

A la Luke Skywalker vs AT-AT (the big 4 legged one :p)
 
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I'd fight it and lose and have my face ripped off. These things are monsters when they attack humans.

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Nobody's said a horse, very dangerous compared to say a cow.

Much more raw power in a horse I think you would have a real job winning that. One good kick and you would probably be hospitalised.

There is a kung fu master from about 100 years ago who they say killed a hose with one palm strike however.
 
MookJong said:
There is a kung fu master from about 100 years ago who they say killed a hose with one palm strike however.
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EDIT: I was mistaken it was Masutatsu Oyama the founder of Kyokushin Karate, I am still trying to find a link.
 
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MookJong said:
Nobody's said a horse, very dangerous compared to say a cow.

Much more raw power in a horse I think you would have a real job winning that. One good kick and you would probably be hospitalised.

There is a kung fu master from about 100 years ago who they say killed a hose with one palm strike however.
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Bruce Lee probably could have.... but lets not get into that :p
 
L337 LooX said:
:eek: they really are scary

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Aye, there was a picture in the paper a few weeks back about a chinese hunter who got attacked by one, it ripped 2/3 of his face off and hes just had the first Chinese face transplant.
 
MookJong said:
There is a kung fu master from about 100 years ago who they say killed a hose with one palm strike however.
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Pff one palm is so 1992. I'd use a napalm strike.
 
cheets64 said:
Aye, there was a picture in the paper a few weeks back about a chinese hunter who got attacked by one, it ripped 2/3 of his face off and hes just had the first Chinese face transplant.
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YEEESH :eek: fighting a bear really is a lose lose situation, apparently they also run VERY fast
 
I don't think it would be fair to use Pro Wrestling techniques in a fight against an animal, like Clotheslining a giraffe, using a Stunner on a yak or Tombstoning a goose for instance, as animals don't watch WWE. You could on a Panda though I guess because they are in charge of the WWF now.
 
L337 LooX said:
YEEESH :eek: fighting a bear really is a lose lose situation, apparently they also run VERY fast
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A farmer who received China's first face transplant after being mauled by a bear said he had been discharged from hospital but would need further surgery to adjust a lopsided smile.

Half of Li's face was scratched out by the bear he encountered while looking for a lost sheep in the mountains near his village in 2003. His face was severely damaged, and he also suffered severe injuries to his arms and legs.

Li said he could not eat, drink or smile like a normal person and shied away from the world to avoid embarrassment, but following the partial face transplant, he was functioning normally again.
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:eek:

I am glad there aint no bears in the UK.
 
Nismo said:
Are you a jockey?
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No, i'm deadly serious.





It's actually what Ross Kemp says in the TV show Extras. That jockey was clearly imitating the power and strength that Ross Kemp holds.
 
I like the idea of Fighting a deer. I reckon i can take bambi with a few well placed punches.
 
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