missus found me looking at pron

Hades · 15 Sep 2007 at 00:48

Andelusion said:
One of the most disturbing porn viewing experience I had was whilst 'finishing up' watching a particularly noisy scene of Maria Osawa, realising that I had infact only turned ONE of my speaker monitors off, I was using headphones and didn't realise, cue about 5 minutes of setting there with this expression: Going oh pants, oh pants, oh pants

So what happened? Anyone hear?

Andelusion · 15 Sep 2007 at 00:49

Hades said:
So what happened? Anyone hear?

I may never know

silversurfer · 15 Sep 2007 at 00:51

Hades said:
Linux with multiple workspaces... at the click of a button the whole workspace spins round to show a completely different set of running applications... and no nasty spyware installed from dodgy sites either

I thought vista could do this also

J1234 · 15 Sep 2007 at 00:51

silversurfer said:
I thought vista could do this also

OS X can

KNiVES · 15 Sep 2007 at 00:52

Just have OCUK forums up in full window, with porn in a half window. That way, you have a large space around the porn to click on, hiding the porn and showing just the OCUK window. This won't hide the porn on the taskbar obviously, but it's saved my ass from a lot of cursory glances.

stinka · 15 Sep 2007 at 00:52

Andelusion said:
One of the most disturbing porn viewing experience I had was whilst 'finishing up' watching a particularly noisy scene of Maria Osawa, realising that I had infact only turned ONE of my speaker monitors off, I was using headphones and didn't realise, cue about 5 minutes of setting there with this expression: Going oh pants, oh pants, oh pants

lol

i see ** 19, so prolly still live at home, nasty mate i coudnt look my mum in the eye next day if that was me

Dogoid · 15 Sep 2007 at 00:52

Andelusion said:
Would you rather your girlfriend caught you, or your mum?

girlfriends mum.

marc2003 · 15 Sep 2007 at 00:53

just show her your favourite scenes and get re-enacting them.

if you have to get her a strap on, so be it.

Munkyman · 15 Sep 2007 at 00:54

marc2003 said:
if you have to get her a strap on, so be it.

Dreadi · 15 Sep 2007 at 01:06

hey, if madonna can do it why cant he ?

AthlonTom · 15 Sep 2007 at 01:11

Nearly all my gfs have enjoyed porn

kvfb97 · 15 Sep 2007 at 01:12

I've never been caught thankfully. Feel sorry for you tbh. My Mrs would do the exact same.

eLbot · 15 Sep 2007 at 01:18

Instead of regurgitating advice; I suggest you take a good look at this link and have her look at it too: http://www.divinecaroline.com/article/22084/24225

Edit: It's five pages long make sure you read all of it.

Dave85 · 15 Sep 2007 at 01:36

tell her to get a grip. blokes do it. if she doesnt like it tell her fair is fair and buy her a rabbit and tell her to get crackin

goldilocks · 15 Sep 2007 at 01:36

in my opinion, any woman who doesn't appreciate that her man may look at porn, is deluded
a real woman would have walked in on you watching, and offered to 'improve your viewing'

Dave85 · 15 Sep 2007 at 01:38

damn straight. it should have been " you need a hand or two" she aint whipped enough

Sonea Fifer · 15 Sep 2007 at 01:39

DAvE18 said:
tell her to get a grip. blokes do it. if she doesnt like it tell her fair is fair and buy her a rabbit and tell her to get crackin

Posting pictures of course

BruceLee · 15 Sep 2007 at 01:39

goldilocks said:
in my opinion, any woman who doesn't appreciate that her man may look at porn, is deluded
a real woman would have walked in on you watching, and offered to 'improve your viewing'

You'd have bought him a bigger monitor?

Hades · 15 Sep 2007 at 01:41

BruceLee said:
You'd have bought him a bigger monitor?

Best thing I ever did for my pron viewing was buy a Dell 30"

goldilocks · 15 Sep 2007 at 01:46

BruceLee said:
You'd have bought him a bigger monitor?

HD, of course