[Fun] You are PM, you have one pledge, it will be so... GO!

Masturbation tax for the under 50s! Increase tax on tissues and carpet cleaning products (for the under 50s). Tax breaks for 50+ who exercise in regular wrist swan songs.
 
Megahurtz400 said:
The only people who hate on Crocs are those that have never experienced Crocs.

It is ok to be unenlightened child, we all take a different journey through this world, I just hope you see the light soon xxx
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I have a pair of frocs that are fleece lined. For nipping out to the garden to collect eggs, or putting bins out they are great.
 
Wire teenagers up to the power grid, so every time they fap, they suppliment electricity prices.

One won't make a difference, but millions will!
 
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Megahurtz400 said:
The only people who hate on Crocs are those that have never experienced Crocs.

It is ok to be unenlightened child, we all take a different journey through this world, I just hope you see the light soon xxx
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Amen!!! I have four pairs of different styles...

I saw some other bloke wearing them on holiday last year and I was weljel as I didn't bring a pair with me.
 
413x said:
I have a pair of frocs that are fleece lined. For nipping out to the garden to collect eggs, or putting bins out they are great.
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slinxy said:
Amen!!! I have four pairs of different styles...

I saw some other bloke wearing them on holiday last year and I was weljel as I didn't bring a pair with me.
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413x said:
I have a pair of frocs that are fleece lined. For nipping out to the garden to collect eggs, or putting bins out they are great.
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That's very fancy, getting dressed up to put the bins out. Do have a matching fascinator too? :)
 
bloodiedathame said:
As Prime Minister, I will grant every person a free motorcycle of your choice, for anyone who wants one.
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It's a good job you prefaced the thread title with FUN, I'd have never clocked it otherwise :D




Also, Panigale V4 for me.



My one pledge would be to gut the entire political system and rebuild it. The House of Lords, Parliament, No 10, the lot. Every single person with even a modicum of influence gets the sack, and has to reapply for their job, and the public get to vote on whether they get the job or not. Salaries will be transparent too, none of this hiding nonsense, these politicians work for us, and our current crop seem to have forgotten this. Ditch the voting system, FPTP is rubbish and needs to go. Full audit of every single penny this country spends and where it goes to, and this report will date back 25 years at least and be made fully public. Every single penny will be accounted for, let's see how much of it has ended up in politicians' mates pockets. Cap all this asylum nonsense, just shut the borders down completely for a year or two whilst we reasses wtf we're doing. Asylum seekers will be put to work too, none of this dole nonsense, contribute to the country you live in or gtfo, simples. Scrap the Town and Country Act and come up with something more efficient, more streamlined and more logical. Not allowing people to build homes because "computer says no" is unacceptable.

I could go on and on, but it's early so I'll leave it at that.

Vote for Diddums :D
 
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