I have been suspended from work today.

Akagi · 6 Jul 2016 at 16:21

RIP OP.

dowie · 6 Jul 2016 at 16:25

OP - you know full well that after this very important meeting that could involve revealing information that means you're quite likely to be sacked and face potential uncertainty and all sorts of stress in your personal life the very first thing you're supposed to do is UPDATE THE THREAD!

MooMoo444 · 6 Jul 2016 at 16:25

RIB in beace

Rids · 6 Jul 2016 at 16:28

If the OP doesn't reply soon I'm going to be suspended from work for violating our internet usage policy due to constantly refreshing this thread waiting for updates.

Azza · 6 Jul 2016 at 16:38

He's sleeping with the fishes now.

* get it?

no

*

Smokey Deza · 6 Jul 2016 at 16:42

Rids said:
If the OP doesn't reply soon I'm going to be suspended from work for violating our internet usage policy due to constantly refreshing this thread waiting for updates.

lol. OP needs to hurry up I cannot focus on my work with all this uncertainty.

randomshenans · 6 Jul 2016 at 16:53

ffs OP, priorities.

tom_e · 6 Jul 2016 at 16:54

WHY ARE YOU BUMPING THIS THREAD :mad:

I keep thinking the OP has come back

Akagi · 6 Jul 2016 at 16:56

OP is never coming back

tom_e · 6 Jul 2016 at 16:57

I'm getting serious abandonment anxiety.

Mr Badger · 6 Jul 2016 at 16:58

Smokey Deza said:
lol. OP needs to hurry up I cannot focus on my work with all this uncertainty.

It's bad for the markets too!

tom_e · 6 Jul 2016 at 17:01

tom_e said:
I leave the office at 5 we better have an answer by then or else I won't find out until the morning

OP I am dissapoint.

holymonk · 6 Jul 2016 at 17:02

He probably replied with, 'it was just bants'.

GAME OVER.

D3K · 6 Jul 2016 at 17:03

Op has actually been approached to work for MI5 under the ruse he's getting the sack.

KiNgPiN83 · 6 Jul 2016 at 17:04

tom_e said:
WHY ARE YOU BUMPING THIS THREAD

I keep thinking the OP has come back

This!!!

Oh wait...

Gilly · 6 Jul 2016 at 17:06

How mad would you all be if I closed the thread and/or banned OP now?

Datamonkey · 6 Jul 2016 at 17:12

Dont you dare Gilly,

I have just spent the last 20 mins reading this far!!!

OP where art thou?

Mr Badger · 6 Jul 2016 at 17:16

Transcript of the OP's (secret) recording of the meeting:

"Hey, who turned out the lights?"

Oof oof oof

The Deuce · 6 Jul 2016 at 17:19

just here for the bants and annoying thread bump, sorry lads

Fire_fly · 6 Jul 2016 at 17:20

So who's going to go and see if McDonalds have a new 'special' on the menu then?