In my eve career ive lost the following ships
1x Punisher (Lvl 2 Damsel)
1x Executioner (enroute from Impass to Empire, jumped by 4 interceptors)
1x Rifter (Lvl 2 deadspace)
1x Kestrel (WTFBBQ'd in lvl 2 guristas Hidden stash when it was 3 cruisers)
1x Vigil (In BKG-Q2)
6x Shuttles (messing around in EC-P8R at the gate tormenting lone snipers
) "you cant hit me, you cant hit me, you cant hi....oh
see you in 5 LOL"
3x Catalyst's (all on the week after Exodus to warp scrambling frigates in a lvl 2 serp deadpsace
1x Thorax (Lvl 2 silence the Informant, 45 minutes after buying it - Lost 5 150mm proto's and a dread guristas webbifier)
1x Typhoon (Lvl 3 slave trader mission for a minnie agent in amarr space, killed amarr frigs that were the slavers support, warped to gate, oops. Tanked the navy for about 2 minutes, pop lost every named item)
Ships ive killed (While i was in Murder of Crows for one week)
1x Cyclone (piloted by the biggest target (also biggest mouth) of the enemy corp)
1x Crow (20 minutes later, piloted by same pilot, tried to take on a apoc 1 on 1 while we had 2 BS 4 frigs at the Ourapheh gate in Yulai, i got in range in my 1200ms AB Vigil, pop)
1x Moa (15 Minutes after Crow, 4 month old player without instas. Got the pod too.
The moa was special though as it had a sweet setup on it.
Destroyed Items
Civilian Shield Booster (FITTED - Mid Slot)
Civilian Shield Booster (FITTED - Mid Slot)
200mm 'Scout' Railgun I (Fitted - High Slot)
Gyrostabilizer I (FITTED - Low Slot)
Can anyone say, "noob" anyone? Even william can't top that. Although id love to see him try