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its not that bad.
people who think stuff like crystal skull are terrible movies have never seen really terrible movies
What film did you watch last night?
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its not that bad.
people who think stuff like crystal skull are terrible movies have never seen really terrible movies
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Troy - Decent enough 7/10
Dont think Brad Pitt suited the role. Plus the way it was portrayed i was routing for the trojans, but then everyone dies.
Dont think Brad Pitt suited the role. Plus the way it was portrayed i was routing for the trojans, but then everyone dies.
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its not that bad.
people who think stuff like crystal skull are terrible movies have never seen really terrible movies
People who think that are delusional. What! aliens, thats madness. Give me back the ark of the covenant or mystical stones because they are much more likely to be real than aliens. People were slating it before they even saw it and went to see it with that in mind.
If you didn't like it because of the film, fine, just don't mention how absurd the plot is compared to the others.
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I said this at the time, but I'll say it again. Our Western culture is much more prepared to except the mythos of established religions (Christianity, Hinduism, Christianity, in that order) than it is aliens. Hence Crystal Skull got slammed as being "unrealistic" while people were prepared to accept the Ark, magic rocks and the Grail.
Assassinns on ITV last night. 5/10.
I have to mark it down on the following points:
A bizarre performance by Antonio Banderas, playing a strange character who really doesn't work imo.
Absolutely zero chemistry between Julianne Moore and Stallone, which gets in the way.
There was just something up with this film that I can't quite put my finger on....everything just seemed a bit off, from the characters to the performances, to the action scenes where people are running about with guns and no one seems to care.
These were the most obvious pitfalls for me.
I have to mark it down on the following points:
A bizarre performance by Antonio Banderas, playing a strange character who really doesn't work imo.
Absolutely zero chemistry between Julianne Moore and Stallone, which gets in the way.
There was just something up with this film that I can't quite put my finger on....everything just seemed a bit off, from the characters to the performances, to the action scenes where people are running about with guns and no one seems to care.
These were the most obvious pitfalls for me.
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I loved the ants, was ok film
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Back when ToD was released, it got mixed reviews, saying its rubbish (like people say Crystal Skull is now) but then years down the line, its considered a classic. CS will probably have same fate
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Don't ruin the whole series by watching the Crystal Skull, just pretend it doesn't exist. It is a truly terrible film.
The originals are not released on Blu-ray until the 18th in the US, and not until Oct 8th in the UK. I am intrigued as to how you have come to own them.
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Newsflash - It is years later, and people are still saying it's tosh.
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Prometheus - as a stand alone film it was a 6/10 but as a tie in to the Alien universe it was a 5/10
I've now read practically all of the spoiler thread and I still feel no better off for it haha
I've now read practically all of the spoiler thread and I still feel no better off for it haha
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With regards to Indiana Jones and the 'aliens'. One of my favourite authors is Matthew Reilly and he has written some truly awesome adventure books in a similar vein to Indy adventures. He touches on a lot of far fetched ideas but they aren't as crazy as Crystal Skull was. I wish some of his books were made in to films. Temple being a very good book I read when I was ill once during school, I read the whole damn book in 2 days. I'd never read a book properly previous to that in my life. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_(novel)
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - 6/10
As Calabi said, the aliens weren't the big problem for me, it was the other smaller stuff, the fridge, the sword fight ect. not the worst film, but when it is grouped with the original trilogy, it can't really measure up.
As Calabi said, the aliens weren't the big problem for me, it was the other smaller stuff, the fridge, the sword fight ect. not the worst film, but when it is grouped with the original trilogy, it can't really measure up.
I seriously doubt this.
CS was an awful film with which lacked the charm of the first 3.
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Even if Temple is looked on more kindly a few years on, it's still definitely the weakest of the three, and there is nothing in Crystal Skull that is nearly as good as Temple.
I was also routing for the Trojans.
Eric Bana's character (Hector) is that of the uber wise big brother that everybody wants to have. Great fighter, combined with a calm demeanor who generally makes the right decisions.
I felt that the attacking army were the baddies.
one of my fav films of all time