Note 1: I'm shortening the term "American Princess Movie" to "APM" in this post because I'm lazy...
Note 2: APM's all have terrible stories. Thus IMO they shouldn't be marked down based on plot, since a horrible plot is
assumed from the beginning.
And with those points in mind...
Ever After. 2/10. Awful.
I saw this as it was on TV earlier and I thought it was a particularly poor example of the APM genre. Discounting the overall story arc (as mentioned above) It has particularly drab sets / costumes, and seems to have a somewhat downbeat atmosphere throughout most of the film. It also suffered from a poor soundtrack and dire acting...
It's main flaw though is simply that it starred
Drew Barrymore as the Princess. A woman with a past history of alcohol and drugs abuse, not to mention being about as attractive as Rocky Dennis (in other words, really not princess material in the slightest). This movie needs to go back to APM school and learn a lot of lessons from the current best of the genre - Disneys "Tangled".
How on earth this garbage scored 6.8 on imdb is completely beyond me....
But it doesn't end there... by coincidence I ended up watching another APM earlier today.... "
Barbie - The Princess and the Popstar".
I'd be impressed if anyone is still reading this post after I've mentioned the "B" word, but it's actually (a little) better than you may expect from the title...
The film is upbeat, energetic, musical, colorful, and it even made me laugh out loud occasionally (no mean feat). Perhaps most impressively though, it has a plot which doesn't predominantly center around an opposite-sex love interest, which is pretty much unheard of in APM's.
The animation quality is relatively low-budget, but the voice acting is mostly decent. The film has a musical theme, and the songs were mostly passable for the kind of thing you'd expect in a film like this. And if anything it possibly would have benefited from an extra song or two to break up a couple of the longer plot-driven (AKA mind-numbingly boring) scenes.
Overall - 5/10. Not great, but not as terrible as I was expecting.
If you've got a young daughter circa 5-7 y/o you could do a lot worse.