What's the biggest animal you could fight?

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I reckon I could give a good account of myself against a Swan. Although they are vicious and cant half shift when chasing you.

Would a sleeper hold be allowed on a swan ?
 
Loki said:
I reckon I could give a good account of myself against a Swan. Although they are vicious and cant half shift when chasing you.

Would a sleeper hold be allowed on a swan ?
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ah now that leads me to thinking about the whole "swans can break your arm" thing

is it true?

edit: kick it in the neck anywat 4TW :p
 
Reminds me of the Ant and Dec feature on SMTV - 'Animals that could knack you in a fight'. :D

I'd take on a badger, but I doubt I'd come away without injury. They're bigger than you think. I'd also go for an ostrich, lanky buggers but possibly susceptible to a good sweep.
 
I've managed a 130 lb. Rottie a couple times. 'Course, he was only playing. If we were both ticked at eachother, it would have been a good battle, but I still think I could have taken him.


Silly topic. :p
 
YEAH baby fancy one of these

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L337 LooX said:
ah now that leads me to thinking about the whole "swans can break your arm" thing

is it true?

edit: kick it in the neck anywat 4TW :p
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I really dunno. My father in law went poaching when he was a Lad and said he got butted off a swan. Right nasty cut as well. I reckon an arm break isnt beyond the realms of possibility. Maybe like a boa constricta move and crush your arm with their neck :confused:
 
Efour2 said:
I like the idea of Fighting a deer. I reckon i can take bambi with a few well placed punches.
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In that scene where it is just trying to find its feet, standing up for the first time.
 
Raist said:
I've managed a 130 lb. Rottie a couple times. 'Course, he was only playing. If we were both ticked at eachother, it would have been a good battle, but I still think I could have taken him.


Silly topic. :p
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When i were young, my cousins Rottie totally pwned me, i reckon it would be a good fight now.
 
A camel is probably the biggest I could do. Their legs look fragile and they seem pretty slow on the uptake, a suprise attack would probably do it.

We need a follow up thread: MS Paint yourself battering the biggest animal you could.
 
Belmit said:
I'd take on a badger, but I doubt I'd come away without injury. They're bigger than you think. I'd also go for an ostrich, lanky buggers but possibly susceptible to a good sweep.
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Badger's are ****ing vicious. Seriously.

If they had opposable thumbs, they'd carry flick knives. They're THAT vicious.

Efour2 said:
I like the idea of Fighting a deer. I reckon i can take bambi with a few well placed punches.
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My thought was that you could use a subadult male's horns to pull it down with your body weight then get it in a submission hold.

Can a deer tap out?

*n
 
I'd like to take on a medium sized kangaroo wearing boxing gloves. Although a well aimed kick to my pods by those feet would render me instantly useless.

A sloth wouldnt stand a chance against me tho.
 
Killing an elephant would be easy. You would just pull it's trunk under its belly and shove it up it's own arse. Holding it there until it anally suffocated.
 
penski said:
Badger's are ****ing vicious. Seriously.

If they had opposable thumbs, they'd carry flick knives. They're THAT vicious.
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They're low down though, a flying double-footed stomp would be hard for it to defend against. Like I said though, they are big; I might have to stand on a box.
 
JohnnyG said:
I don't think it would be fair to use Pro Wrestling techniques in a fight against an animal, like Clotheslining a giraffe, using a Stunner on a yak or Tombstoning a goose for instance, as animals don't watch WWE. You could on a Panda though I guess because they are in charge of the WWF now.
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I reckon chokeslamming a medium-to-large dog should be viable.

I'd rather fight a dog than a cat.

*n
 
Mat said:
A sloth wouldnt stand a chance against me tho.
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I hate sloths. They **** me off. So ****ing lazy.

If I ever see a sloth, I'm going to just walk over and kick it and say, "Wake up, ****ing wake up. Get up off your arse. You're not getting away with this anymore, it's 2006, get up and do some bloody work."
 
i managed to punch a fly last night which i was pretty impressed with :) It didnt go down but it flew off pretty wobbly so it must have felt my power.


Cows are pretty huge when you get up close to them, i think youd be owned.
 
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