missus found me looking at pron

What you need is one of them iPod things - you can load your MP4 porn on to it and then sit in the bathroom and have a peaceful NatWest. (Love that rhyming slang there!)
 
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Dreadi said:
Should have told her to quit her bitching and take over as your arm was tired
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I had a good lol at that :D


Tell her you worry you are a flop in bed and worry what she thinks of you and are insecure about it :( as you love her so much and care what she thinks,so watching Pron is a way to release that tension .A bit of reverse psychology "can" work wonders .If she thinks you are insecure about it then she may not want to keep going on about it

Good luck anyhow,I have had a good chuckle reading this thread ! :)
 
stinka said:
i paniced and my hand started shaking and i just couldnt hit the X

she was in and like "hi..... oh whats going on"

theres me starkers with a lob on "er nothing love" frantically clicking me mouse.....:o .... bang to rights TBH
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LOL, I do feel sorry for you mate. Have things got any better?

Another classic OcUK thread :)
 
stinka said:
i paniced and my hand started shaking and i just couldnt hit the X

she was in and like "hi..... oh whats going on"

theres me starkers with a lob on "er nothing love" frantically clicking me mouse.....:o .... bang to rights TBH
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LMAO *****

I got caught fapping by my mother once. I come home from the pub rather drunk and no one was home, so I stuck some hows your father on my pc and commenced fapping, she come back and found me with my little peewee in hand watching hardcore porn :S I hardly spoke to her for days after that.
 
Mik3 said:
LMAO *****

I got caught fapping by my mother once. I come home from the pub rather drunk and no one was home, so I stuck some hows your father on my pc and commenced fapping, she come back and found me with my little peewee in hand watching hardcore porn :S I hardly spoke to her for days after that.
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Worse than death.
 
Mik3 said:
LMAO *****

I got caught fapping by my mother once. I come home from the pub rather drunk and no one was home, so I stuck some hows your father on my pc and commenced fapping, she come back and found me with my little peewee in hand watching hardcore porn :S I hardly spoke to her for days after that.
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Same, I just try and blank it out of my mind when I think about it :'(
 
Mik3 said:
LMAO *****

I got caught fapping by my mother once. I come home from the pub rather drunk and no one was home, so I stuck some hows your father on my pc and commenced fapping, she come back and found me with my little peewee in hand watching hardcore porn :S I hardly spoke to her for days after that.
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How old were you?
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Mik3 said:
LMAO *****

I got caught fapping by my mother once. I come home from the pub rather drunk and no one was home, so I stuck some hows your father on my pc and commenced fapping, she come back and found me with my little peewee in hand watching hardcore porn :S I hardly spoke to her for days after that.
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LOL its like a right of passage or summin. Reminds me of that film Human Traffic when moff races home and decides to crack one off and his mum comes in lol
 
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