The Expendables 2 - 6/10
One of the funniest films I've seen in a long, long time but for all the wrong reasons. I found myself laughing aloud at some of the terrible dialogue, attempts at character development and pretty much all the exposition. I understand that we don't expect Hamlet here, but Liam Hemsworth's character was not only portrayed ridiculously as the moral heart of the film cum reason for revenge, but the attempts to humanise him were hilariously bad. Action films, particularly dodgy action films, are the reason why I'm attracted to film, why I study it and what epitomises the "magic" of the silver screen for me, yet this was missing that "magical" quality. Really, I just wanted everyone to STOP talking and start blowing **** up or kicking guys in the face.
That being said, when the film did play it for laughs, something which it seemed to revel in more than the last film, it was good. The action was great too. The pacing was totally messed up though, which is odd because one of the good things about overblown action films is that the best have cracking pacing; this didn't.
I thought the scenes with Arnie, Bruce and Sly were a little too knowing, to the point where I felt like I was watching some surreal Planet Hollywood board meeting in the early 90s.
Some of the one liners were good yet still felt oddly empty; a good one liners is delivered with knowing wit, these were just delivered with irony and sometimes that was annoying. The entire back slapping exchange between Norris and Sly was excruciating.
A question for those who've seen it; did you find it really grainy? In places it was like certain scenes were both in focus and out of focus simultaneously, with an absolute ton of graininess. I dunno if the projectionist screwed up or if this was intentional...
Oh and Chuck Norris can **** off.